So my friend E asked me one day last year if I had heard of these teen vampire books…they were popular, did I know which ones she meant?
Was she perhaps referring to Twilight?
Yes! Did I have them? And if so, could she borrow the first one?
Oh sure. No problem. I suggested she take them all, but E wasn’t sure if she would like them or not, so she only took Twilight. Silly E.
Now she has her own copies, and has passed the obsession on to J. (They’re the ones that went to the convention, and brought me back my shirt.)
And the madness doesn’t stop there: E has bought the following items on Etsy:
I may have inadvertently created a monster.
Meanwhile, the youngest daughter of one of Mr Lush’s friends offers the following advice for warding off vampire attacks, or cooking Italian cuisine, take your pick: